A Daily Prayer from the Lab: Phone rings one more time, one last email is received...

*Woman running crazily from the building, pulling her hair out in clumps, screaming and babbling incoherently*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

To Date, or not To Date, last update 3/30/09

Reasons To Not to Date Me:
1 I have bipolar disorder
2 I talk loudly. I don't mean to, but I do
3 I have a few extra pounds on me
4 My job is a little dangerous
5 I have control issues
6 I HATE shaving my legs, so I don't do it very often unless I have to
7 I'm not usually a girly-girl: I mostly wear jeans, t-shirts and shorts
8 I have a thing with a grad student and it highlights my darker side
9 I'm not the best housekeeper
10 I have 3 cats
11 Sometimes I drink too much, and other times not nearly enough
12 I'm a little insecure sometimes, and I like the occasional reassurance
13 I go to church. Every Sunday.
14 I'm a tightwad
15 I don't have cable or satellite, and I don't really want it
16 I crochet, and I do it well
17 I'm not the best cook
18 I'm a little OCD at times
19 I like PBS, sci-fi and odd tv shows
20 I have a cheap cell-phone that doesn't have a camera, or even Blu-tooth
21 It takes a long time to get to my heart
22 I can quote Seinfeld
23 I have 2 tattoos, and I may get more.
24 I sometimes don't notice when my toenails get too long, so they can scratch
25 I am a woman, after all, and I do get PMS-y, have some wicked mood swings, and may occasionally over-react
26 I tend to be quite a bit like my dad. This isn't usually a good thing
27 I drink out of the carton, milk, juice, tea, whatever, and it takes me a week or so to break the habit
28 I have slept by myself for many years now. It takes some time before I am good at sleeping with someone else
29 I get 2 cooking magazines 6 times a year. I have some that I have NEVER made anything out of
30 I HATE when you don't call when you SAID you would call

Reasons to Date Me:
1 I don't lie
2 I don't cheat
3 My Bi-polar is totally under control (most of the time)
4 I'm going to the gym
5 I like sex
6 Sometimes I drink too much, and other times not nearly enough
7 When the occasion calls for it, I can be totally hot (even more so after #4)
8 I'm a really good baker
9 I'll watch sports with you, if you really love them
10 I'm very generous with my friends and loved ones
11 I go to church. Every Sunday.
12 I'm smart
13 I'm funny
14 I'm affectionate
15 I don't snore
16 I'm pretty easy going, so long as I'm hanging out with you, I'll probably be having a good time
17 I'm cute some of the time, and once in awhile I'm even Pretty
18 I really like sex
19 It takes A LOT to piss me off
20 I don't play games, if I'm upset with you I'll let you know why
21 I'm not a bitch
22 I can quote Seinfeld
23 I mow my own lawn
24 I have 2 tattoos. I may get more
25 My PMS, mood swings, and occasional over-reacting usually don't last very long, only a couple of days
26 I have a whole lot of my mother in me, to help counteract the father-ish parts of me
27 I like sleeping with someone else, it just takes me a few nights to adjust
28 I'm making an effort to expand my cooking repertoire
29 I forgive easily

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