Let's see, what didn't I do last week?
I haven't not paid my parking ticket yet, and I'm not 1 day away from it doubling because I didn't pay it within 2 weeks.
I didn't eat an entire pan of apple crisp by myself, in two days, and it didn't upset my stomach for 2 days afterward.
I didn't make cupcakes for myself on friday, and I haven't eaten almost all of them already.
I didn't eat really crappy last week, with the excuse that 'It's my birthday!'.
I didn't almost cry at the bank because no one will deposit my insurance check.
I haven't put off disassembling my washing machine, so I didn't have to go mooch some laundry time from a friend.
I didn't threaten bodily harm to the people I'm training to use a high-level lab suite if they don't follow the rules and try to get me in DEEP TROUBLE.
It didn't take me several tries to buy a LaCie DVD Burner, because I wasn't an idiot who didn't understand the instructions on the screen about Visa Security Systems. And then, because I tried several times, I wasn't called by the company to make sure that I wasn't stealing someone else's credit card and ID.